HOW DID HEAVY CAPTURE THE FLAG SO QUICKLY? HE WAS RUSSIAN!

WOKKA WOKKA!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 8, 2011 · 3:01 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (237 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
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86 Responses to “BAD PUN HEAVY”

  1. GenCasar on December 8th, 2011 3:03 pm

    And those Gloves of Running Urgently had nothing to do with it, right?

  2. invadingduck on December 8th, 2011 3:10 pm

    What did the giant cement enemy from Mario 64 say when he saw this pun?

    Whomp whomp.

  3. Queen 0f Blades (Sonya 00101) on December 8th, 2011 3:14 pm

    I'm… I'm so confused. It says I made this? I didn't make anything, I just look at this site once a day for laughs. Is this some kind of weird error and I'm an idiot for falling for it?

  4. Ovahdrive on December 8th, 2011 3:19 pm
  5. Hyze on December 8th, 2011 3:34 pm

    Who touched my pun?!

    You should check out Heavy's CTF score. Perfect Marx!

    Heavy is always Russian for the flag. No Putin around here!

  6. Platinum on December 8th, 2011 3:38 pm

    Wait… when did I submit this?

  7. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 8th, 2011 3:38 pm
  8. ibbolia on December 8th, 2011 3:39 pm

    Heavy wasn't Stalin either. When he was there the sniper's score went down under, and the medic went uber his previous kill count.

  9. A_R_ on December 8th, 2011 3:43 pm

    Wait… What the flying funk? o.O

  10. redroverone on December 8th, 2011 3:45 pm

    You forgot to add 'at full Trotsky'.

  11. ShakerSilver on December 8th, 2011 4:37 pm
  12. John_Know_Doe on December 8th, 2011 4:40 pm

    why was the medic afraid of the heavy?

  13. PortalMan118 on December 8th, 2011 4:49 pm

    He was UberCharged…..wasn't he?

  14. Shatman on December 8th, 2011 5:21 pm

    What did we do to deserve such PUNishment?

  15. Zyquux on December 8th, 2011 5:47 pm

    IT BURNS. IT'S JUST…TOO…PUNNY. I literally lol'd at this one.

    Sorry no more puns from me right now.

  16. AuraMaster on December 8th, 2011 5:48 pm

    In Soviet Russia, puns groan at you.

  17. Jimmy on December 8th, 2011 6:00 pm

    Ok, I'm going to attempt something unimaginable. Shifting memes…ok so…

    <img src="http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/pokmon-steal-some-money-later.jpg"&gt;

    Now that we are on Pokémon…
    Ash Ketchum used to be a pokemon trainer…till his pikachu took a solarbeam to the knee.

    Egoraptor FTW

  18. Uzumakiclan43 on December 8th, 2011 6:06 pm

    I have nothing to say. Mostly I'm in a bad mood, mostly because I dislike this particular pun. Please, -1 away.

  19. AManWithACloak on December 8th, 2011 6:14 pm

    Why was the Shawn so slow about fixing the forums?
    HE WAS STALIN.
    (but srs, what's up with that, bro?)

  20. truegentleman on December 8th, 2011 6:38 pm

    We're doing this? Ok then:
    I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/CESIdl.jpg"&gt;

  21. EonofAeon on December 8th, 2011 8:25 pm

    How did Heavy avoid becoming goose?

    He was duckin.

  22. Kn0w1d3a on December 8th, 2011 9:56 pm

    What? Heavy is the slowest class in th-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I getcha

  23. Vabolo on December 8th, 2011 10:56 pm

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are too,
    In Soviet Russia,
    YOU ARE SENT TO GULAG IF YOU ARE NOT CREDIT TO PARTY.

  24. Vabolo on December 8th, 2011 11:06 pm

    I CCCP what you did there!

  25. imnutty on December 8th, 2011 11:18 pm

    POSER! i was calling people out with zoidberg before it was cool. (hipster joke for the sarcastically disabled)

  26. Mindlessinvalid on December 8th, 2011 11:30 pm
  27. SuperPinkiePie on December 9th, 2011 12:26 am

    It's funny because Heavy is Russian.
    <img src="http://pawsru.org/flash/src/flash13097_thats_the_joke.jpg&quot; alt="Alt" text="">

  28. ChaoticButerfly on December 9th, 2011 2:09 am

    That's our Heavy!

  29. AccelTrial on December 9th, 2011 6:25 am

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE.

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